i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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