Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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