ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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