She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dicks are not precious.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Randomize
