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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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