Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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