David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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