I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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