I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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