Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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