How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
