Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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