she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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