she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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