i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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