3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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