i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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