You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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