I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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