2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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