If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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