Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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