Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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