Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
