My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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