He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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