return my video game
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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