I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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