is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
accomplished twins. life is a go
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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