I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
