all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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