I don't think brook has ever known best
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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