We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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