its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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