i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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