to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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