Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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