the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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