no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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