i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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