I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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