Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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