Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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