i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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