If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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