Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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