i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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