I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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