At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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