We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
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Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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