I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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