This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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