I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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