Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
