Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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