How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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