What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
how does that bad decision feel?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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