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(614): View more from Ohio

She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?

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(913): View more from Kansas

Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high

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(718): View more from New York

bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch

(917): View more from New York City

I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation

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(727): View more from Florida

He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....

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(516): View more from New York

You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.

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(925): View more from California

She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.

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